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            <p>想当年卧还是小学生的时候，<br>
每每放学我与小伙伴们总要飞奔到学校对面的杂货店，其中一个小伙伴总是迫不及待的说道：‘老板，我要七（chi）喜（xiang）！’</p>
<p>啊，想当年我们是多么纯（sang）洁（shi）</p>
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<p>这真是…厉害的裤子…</p>
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<p>万能的裤子= =</p>
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<p>以前打字的时候经常把卡组打成裤子 就出现一些很奇葩的语句 比如：下回合我将重我裤子里掏出打败你的神器 翻 …</p>
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<p>这真是…厉害的裤子…</p>
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            <p>全班同学面前演讲，说 大街 时以外成了 大爹<br>
结果：大爹上满是银霜之时…</p>
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        <dc:creator><![CDATA[御光翼]]></dc:creator>
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            <p>某天我做梦,梦见一个非常可爱的妹子,而妹子正在叫我起床,结果我起床一看,卧槽居然是我妈.</p>
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            <p>以前打字的时候经常把卡组打成裤子 就出现一些很奇葩的语句 比如：下回合我将重我裤子里掏出打败你的神器 翻盘的契机就在我的裤子里面 裤子啊回应我吧 我重我的裤子里召唤我的魂 枪斗此类的东西= =</p>
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        <dc:creator><![CDATA[1162688]]></dc:creator>
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 "星光pokeboy":</div>
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<p>昨天晚饭过后出门散步，回来时发现有只毛茸茸的狗跟着我。<br>
于是我心血来潮，朝那只毛毛狗卖了个萌，说了下 …</p>
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<p>回复的太好了！</p>
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        <dc:creator><![CDATA[星光pokeboy]]></dc:creator>
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            <p>昨天晚饭过后出门散步，回来时发现有只毛茸茸的狗跟着我。<br>
于是我心血来潮，朝那只毛毛狗卖了个萌，说了下咕咕咕。<br>
结果那狗点头了。 我觉得好有意思，于是又说了次咕咕咕，不出意外地那狗又点头了。<br>
真好玩。</p>
<p>然后我把以上信息发到我所在的群里。<br>
得到的回复是：</p>
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<li>我觉得那狗也是这么想的= -</li>
<li>咕咕咕</li>
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        <dc:creator><![CDATA[地球君]]></dc:creator>
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            <p>早上醒来，妈妈把窗帘拉开了，然后我说：关灯。。。</p>
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            <p>地铁里听到一个女孩大概是给男朋友打电话，她是这么说的：“我已经到西直门了，你快出来往地铁站走。如果你到了，我还没到，你先等着吧。如果我到了，你还没到，你就等着吧。”</p>
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            <p>今年父亲节，全家一起去吃火锅，我和妈把酱料什么的拿回来的时候，我爸说他们送来了三明治。我想父亲节肯定得有赠品，可是我看了桌子上没有三明治，我就问我爸三明治在哪里，我爸指着桌子上的一个大瓶子说这就是三明治。我很惶恐……<br>
打开瓶子我闻了闻，然后对我爸说：“爸，这不是三明治，这是酸梅汁。”（纯原创，而且是真人真事）</p>
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            <p>前几天我走在路上，把井盖说成了马桶盖</p>
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